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You Speak English So Well - I Was Born Here Small Zippered Pouch

You Speak English So Well - I Was Born Here Small Zippered Pouch

The perfect response to a tired cliché. This double-sided pouch is a high-quality accessory for anyone tired of being a "perpetual foreigner." It’s bold, honest, and fits perfectly in your pocket. When Deborah says, "Wow! You speak English so well!" 
Kim hits back with the only reasonable answer: "I was born here you dumbass!"

Premium Materials: Vegan pleather exterior with a durable recycled polyester lining.
Custom Hardware: Zippered closure featuring a signature logo-stamped metal pull.
Functional Size: 3.5" H x 5" W—ideal for credit cards, folded cash, or AirPods.

$6.30

Original: $18.00

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You Speak English So Well - I Was Born Here Small Zippered Pouch—

$18.00

$6.30

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The perfect response to a tired cliché. This double-sided pouch is a high-quality accessory for anyone tired of being a "perpetual foreigner." It’s bold, honest, and fits perfectly in your pocket. When Deborah says, "Wow! You speak English so well!" 
Kim hits back with the only reasonable answer: "I was born here you dumbass!"

Premium Materials: Vegan pleather exterior with a durable recycled polyester lining.
Custom Hardware: Zippered closure featuring a signature logo-stamped metal pull.
Functional Size: 3.5" H x 5" W—ideal for credit cards, folded cash, or AirPods.